Lyrics
**(Instrumental Intro)**
*(Energetic, slightly chaotic melody with a hint of DIY enthusiasm)*
**(Verse 1)**
I grabbed my hammer and my trusty tape measure,
Thought I’d build a deck, it’d be a home improvement treasure.
But the boards are crooked, and the nails won’t fit,
Now it’s a wobbly mess, a complete misfit!
**(Verse 2)**
I tried to fix the leaky faucet, I watched the YouTube guide,
The water’s now a fountain, spraying far and wide.
The “expert” said to tighten, but it only made it worse,
Now the kitchen’s flooded—oh, this is a curse!
**(Chorus)**
Oh, home improvement’s a comedy show,
With every little project, it’s a crazy overflow.
From crooked shelves to pipes that leak,
The DIY dreams, they’re looking so bleak!
**(Verse 3)**
I painted the walls, thought I’d make them shine bright,
But the color turned out wrong, and it’s quite a sight.
What was supposed to be a calm, soothing blue,
Looks like a neon sign in a circus tent view!
**(Bridge)**
They said, “Just follow the steps, it’s easy as pie,”
But the only thing I’ve followed is my hopes as they die.
I’ve got a list of fails and a garage full of tools,
And a manual of “don’ts” for the DIY fools!
**(Guitar Solo)**
*(Fast-paced and playful, reflecting the mishaps and frustrations of home projects)*
**(Chorus)**
Oh, home improvement’s a comedy show,
With every little project, it’s a crazy overflow.
From crooked shelves to pipes that leak,
The DIY dreams, they’re looking so bleak!
**(Chorus)**
Yeah, home improvement’s a comedy show,
With every little project, it’s a crazy overflow.
From paint gone wrong to leaks that spray,
It’s a home repair saga in a hilarious way!
