I'm eighty and that's cool

[Verse 1] Hey, you, young smug and bold self-absorbed, naive, vain you smirk to me as I’m pretty old but I have a century of knowledge in my brain. [Chorus] And hey, hey, hey I’m eighty and that’s cool I’ve met cowboys, Soviets, dinosaurs How could you compete with me? Fool. [Verse 2] You think that skateboard makes you skilled? Try stick, walker or wheelchair. Or that with crop-top you look sexy, chilled. You’ll never top my silver hair. [Chorus] And hey, hey, hey I’m eighty and that’s cool I’ve met cowboys, Soviets, dinosaurs How could you compete with me? Fool. [Verse 3] You think I am lost in the modern age? Be sure, I will prove you wrong! So when you claim, there’s no use of being sage Remember! Not me, but AI made this song! You think I am lost in the modern age? Be sure, I will prove you wrong! So when you claim, there’s no use of being sage Remember! Not me, but AI made this song!