Lyrics
(Verse 1)
We were heroes of the night, bold and brash,
Rolling dice, stealing gold, making a dash.
From the guards in the stage coach, we made our escape,
Locked 'em in stone walls, no time to hesitate.
(Pre-Chorus)
We walked away laughing, with gold in our hands,
Thinking we had everything, making our plans.
No care in the world, we were on a high,
But fate had a twist, and soon we’d say goodbye.
(Chorus)
Oh, we stole from the guards, locked 'em inside,
Left 'em in the dust as we took our stride.
We laughed in the face of danger, so unaware,
'Til the squishy heroes met their doom by a bear.
(Verse 2)
Through the forest, we marched, feeling so grand,
With our loot and our freedom, we took a stand.
But the shadows were lurking, with a deadly stare,
And the heroes found themselves face to face with a bear.
(Pre-Chorus)
We drew our swords, thought we had a chance,
In our foolish bravery, we made our stance.
But our strength was lacking, our fate was sealed,
In that moment, the bear broke our shield.
(Chorus)
Oh, we stole from the guards, locked 'em inside,
Left 'em in the dust as we took our stride.
We laughed in the face of danger, so unaware,
'Til the squishy heroes met their doom by a bear.
(Bridge)
Our journey ended in a roar and a claw,
The dice rolled one last time, no luck to draw.
We thought we were legends, but we met our end,
In the heart of the forest, no more to defend.
(Chorus)
Oh, we stole from the guards, locked 'em inside,
Left 'em in the dust as we took our stride.
We laughed in the face of danger, so unaware,
'Til the squishy heroes met their doom by a bear.
(Outro)
Now the tale is told of our rise and fall,
From the dungeon’s glory to the bear's cruel call.
We were heroes for a moment, thought we were rare,
But we died in the woods, two squishy fools with a bear.
