Bathroom Blues

[Verse] Running like a marathon, feeling the dread Stomach doing flips like acrobat, outta my bed Bathroom miles away, ain't no prize to be won This ain't no dream, it's a nightmare son [Verse 2] Pants on fire, my face goes pale Sweat on my brow, my mission's bound to fail No time ta lose, hope's in the wind This ain't no movie, the end credits pinned [Chorus] Toilet's so far, can't close the gap Life's a cruel joke, stuck in this trap Bathroom blues got me down in the dumps Gen X anthem, life serving lumps [Bridge] Scramble mode, heart full of strife Running for the can, fleeing for my life So close, yet light years away Gen X dreams turn to dismay [Verse 3] Mind's fogged up with catastrophe looming Panic sets in, my bowels start fuming Running through the house, obstacles in the way Gen X horror, living another day [Chorus] Toilet's so far, can't close the gap Life's a cruel joke, stuck in this trap Bathroom blues got me down in the dumps Gen X anthem, life serving lumps