A Monster Called Cassadilla Pooping All Over Minnesota

[Verse] Big ol' monster in the night Causes quite an ugly sight Cassadilla stomping through Oh what’s Minnesota gonna do [Verse 2] Pooping left and pooping right People scream and run in fright Never seen a sight so strange Everything’s about to change [Chorus] Cassadilla Cassadilla Poopin’ down the town Cassadilla Cassadilla Nobody’s around [Verse 3] On the streets and in the parks Leaving never-ending marks From Duluth to St. Paul This monster’s caused a squall [Bridge] Oh the stink fills up the air People wonder what to wear Running fast to get away Not a good Minnesota day [Verse 4] Cleanup crews are working hard Shovels on the boulevard Cassadilla’s laughing loud Standing tall and feeling proud