The Ballad of Dr. Perez

[Verse] Dr. Perez walks in, hair perfectly styled, He's the McDreamy doc, got the award with a smile. Emergency medicine's his game, high maintenance is his fame, Intubating meth heads, it's all in a day's gain. [Chorus] Dr. Perez, oh so fine, With his hair and his skills, he's in his prime. Saving lives with flair, in the ER's bright light, High maintenance doc, but he does it all right. [Verse] He's got his checklist, it's longer than long, Sterilized gloves and his stethoscope, strong. Meth addicts go wild, but he's calm as can be, With Dr. Perez around, there's no emergency he can't see. [Chorus] Dr. Perez, oh so fine, With his hair and his skills, he's in his prime. Saving lives with flair, in the ER's bright light, High maintenance doc, but he does it all right. [Bridge] From the chaos of the ER to the quiet of the night, Dr. Perez shines bright, his skills taking flight. With a flick of his hair and a steady hand, He's the hero of the hour, in this crazy land. [Chorus] Dr. Perez, oh so fine, With his hair and his skills, he's in his prime. Saving lives with flair, in the ER's bright light, High maintenance doc, but he does it all right. [Outro] So here's to Dr. Perez, the McDreamy of the ER scene, With his high maintenance ways and his hair always clean. Saving lives left and right, he's the hero we need, Dr. Perez, the doc with the perfect hair indeed!