Lyrics
**🎵 Genre: Country/Comedy**
**🎵 Tone: Upbeat, Humorous**
**🎵 Instrument Selection:Acoustic Guitar, Banjo, Harmonica, Drums**
**🎵 Metric density of vocals:
Verses: Average 7 syllables per measure, Chorus: Average 5 syllables per measure**
### Intro
Well, gather 'round folks, let me tell ya 'bout a horse named Muddy!
### Verse 1
Muddy's a horse who loves to laze,
Spends all his days in a muddy daze.
He’s got a coat that's brown and slick,
From rollin' 'round in the mud so thick.
### Chorus
卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), lazy and free,
Lyin' in the mud, as happy as can be.
卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), ain't got no shame,
Just a lazy horse with a funny name.
### Verse 2
Wake him up, he’ll just yawn,
Stretch his legs, and keep lyin’ on.
Try to ride, he won’t even budge,
Muddy's got his own kinda grudge.
### Chorus
卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), lazy and free,
Lyin' in the mud, as happy as can be.
卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), ain't got no shame,
Just a lazy horse with a funny name.
### Bridge
Muddy don't care 'bout fancy feed,
He’s content with his muddy steed.
Life’s too short to run and race,
Muddy’s found his happy place.
### Chorus
卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), lazy and free,
Lyin' in the mud, as happy as can be.
卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), ain't got no shame,
Just a lazy horse with a funny name.
It's Just a lazy horse with a funny name.
### Outro
So if you see Muddy just lyin' around,
Don’t you worry, he’s the happiest horse in town!
### Instrumental solo
### Verse
Years went by, like a gentle breeze,
Muddy the Horse, he'd snore and sneeze.
Dream all day, in the mud he's deed,
Feeling awesome, like a battle steed!
### Chorus
卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), lazy and free,
Lyin' in the mud, as happy as can be.
卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), ain't got no shame,
Just a lazy horse with a funny name.
He's Just a lazy horse with a funny name!
### Outro
So if you see Muddy just lyin' around,
Don’t you worry, he’s the happiest horse in town!
(Ha ha ha ha~)
