Elastic Man

[Verse] There once was a man named Elastic Stan With arms and legs that stretched to no end He'd reach for a ball but get tangled in his clothes His limbs bounced back Like a slinky on a roll [Verse 2] He walked down the street with a silly grin Everyone stared Wondering what's happening He reached for a burger His arm kept growing From street to street The laughter was flowing [Chorus] Elastic Man He's stretching without a pause Bouncing around The laughter's in applause Tripping over his elongated feet Elastic Man He's a sight to meet (ooh-yeah) [Verse 3] In the park, he played a game of catch But his hands would stretch, and the ball they'd never latch He'd swing for a hoop, but his arms went too far Elastic Stan, the stretching superstar [Verse 4] At the beach, his legs would coil and bend Creating shapes and loops with no end Kids would laugh as they jumped through his knees Elastic Stan, as playful as the breeze [Chorus] Elastic Man, with his wavy dance Twirling around, in his stretchy pants A marvel to see, with his twisty feat Elastic Man, he can't be beat (ooh-yeah) [Bridge] But don't be fooled by his rubbery form Inside he's warm, and his heart is torn For he longs to hug, without stretching away Elastic Man, dreams of that day [Verse 5] So if you see him, give a wave and a smile For Elastic Stan, he's unique and versatile With a heart so big, it stretches to the sky Elastic Man, he's just a regular guy [Instrumental] [Fade Out] Elastic Man, dreams of that day [Verse 5] So if you see him, give a wave and a smile For Elastic Stan, he's unique and versatile With a heart so big, it stretches to the sky Elastic Man, he's just a regular guy [Instrumental] [Fade Out]