I'm Too Old for This

[Verse] Page-a-me, pre-smartphone era legacy, Pop the cassette, rewind the beat, clear strategy, Hands on the Sega, thumb cramps mandatory, Flannel in the closet, MTV's my morning glory. [Verse 2] CD case packed, techno in my ride, Jansport on my back, thoughts fossilized, Arcades, pinball, tokens down the chute, Yo-Yo contest champ, skills absolute. [Chorus] Too old for this, but I got the blueprint, Old school livin', no need for imprint, Vinyl scratches, my life's annotations, Too old for this? Nah, just hilltop celebrations. [Verse 3] Rolodex contact, flip phone clicks, Slammin' Pogs down, no cheats, no tricks, VHS mixtape, homemade rewind, Radio request lines, soul entwined. [Verse 4] Rollerblade sidewalks, boombox blastin', Cargo pockets full, street games lastin', Chatroom hustlin’, AOL buzzes, Grunge playlist, before smartphones dug us. [Chorus] Too old for this, but I got the blueprint, Old school livin', no need for imprint, Vinyl scratches, my life's annotations, Too old for this? Nah, just hilltop celebrations.