Cheese 6

[220 BMP] [Intro] [Verse 1] The quest of inventing cheeses has spanned thousands of years, on almost every continent, and an estimated billion dollar annual business that millions of lives were lost in sampling, transportation, and preservation throughout history. The origin of cheese is shrouded in legend that few know of. [Chorus] Cheese was not invented. It was discovered. A lucky accident Millions died for [Verse 2] A very fortunate accident occurred 8 to 10,000 years ago: Legends claim a middle eastern man, who used a sheep’s stomach as a milk jug, left his pouch in the Sun, spoiling the contents. Unbeknownst to him; the enzymes of the stomach-lining curdled and coagulated the milk into a cottage cheese like goo. [instrumental break] Fueled by curiosity and starvation, probably, and with some of the greatest intestinal fortitude this planet has ever seen, this man courageously ate this funky gooey cheese. survived, enjoyed it, developed a process, and taught others how to make it. An actual thousand people died of food poisoning this week. As humans attempted cheese making for the first time ever, and those who succeeded, went on becoming cheese makers and being alive. [Chorus] [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] As time passed, nomadic earthlings included Salt and fruit to their recipes to expedite the curdling process, quicken the dry-aging with citric acids, and develop intense flavors. The appreciation of cheese as a delicacy was available for those who could produce it and those who could afford it. Traders and travelers carried cheeses back to their homelands, and the worldwide global cheese industry was developed. [Chorus] Cheese was not invented. It was discovered. A lucky accident Millions died for Cheese was not invented. It was discovered. A lucky accident Millions died for [Violin solo] [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] There are many examples of cheese as a luxury in history: Historians found buried egyptian buildings and pyramids with clay and wicker strainers, and hieroglyphics depicting the cheese making process. - On their secured island, The Cyclops in Homer’s Odyssey had produced and collected hundreds of types cheeses from slain travelers. - In the Roman Empire, Exporting and importing of regional cheeses valued it as an expensive luxury. - Women were the main manufacturers of cheese as caring for livestock and milk animals was originally a feminine task. millions of women died [Chorus] Cheese was not invented. It was discovered. A lucky accident Millions died for Cheese was not invented. It was discovered. A lucky accident Millions died for [Violin solo] - Women were the main manufacturers of cheese as caring for livestock and milk animals was originally a feminine task. millions of women died [Chorus] Cheese was not invented. It was discovered. A lucky accident Millions died for Cheese was not invented. It was discovered. A lucky accident Millions died for [Violin solo] [instrument break] [Verse 5] Ancient cheese makers knew cheeses cause kidney stones and constipation and recommended combining cheese with other foods like walnuts, almonds, and horseradish, thus creating the first charcuterie board. [instrumental break] [Verse 6] Sealed away and securely protected is a well-preserved wheel of cheese collected from a 4000 year old Egyptian pyramid in a museum in England. By the year 2025, many people believe that there will be at least one person brave enough to eat a piece of that cheese. [Verse 7] Interestingly, Asian cultures discovered cheese in 1615 BC, but they do not consume cheese regularly. Science proves that Asian cultures moved away from dairy because they are genetically more likely to be lactose intolerant. Fact. [Chorus] [Outro]