The Man with the Luscious Locks

[Verse] I had a woman, she said she loved me true But now she's left me for a man with thick hair too (oh no) She sends me photos, just to rub it in my face I sit here all alone, feeling like a disgrace [Verse 2] I used to feel so confident, with my shiny bald head But now I'm feeling insecure, all because of what she said (damn) She found herself a man, with locks so full and fair While I'm stuck here, feeling like I'm going nowhere [Chorus] Oh, the man with the luscious locks, he's got my wife It's hard to stomach, knowing I can't live up to his life I'm just a bald man, feeling hurt and so small But deep down, I know I'm worth it all