得四五千如何投資好?

Cantonese, male, rap, hip-hop

March 25th, 2024suno

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講真,四五千話多唔多話少唔少,我建議你上大陸搞生意,香港已經冇咩發展空間喇。你先去買兩張廣州直通車飛,就四百蚊,再去信和買一千蚊咸碟,同佢講大量買打個折,應該買到五十隻以上,要買鬼妹同日本妹的,唔好買其他,理由下面再講。 坐到上廣州你手上仲有一百蚊,去買包雲煙五蚊,然後係車站旁邊睇下邊個蛇頭鼠眼,打個眼色比佢佢就知你想唱假人仔,九十蚊唱五百蚊番黎,同佢講要唱散唔要一百蚊紙。唱完拎包煙出黎問佢食唔食,佢見你幫襯佢就有計傾,你打蛇隨棍上問下邊到賣咸碟好。 將淨低果五蚊打散,用一蚊搭巴士入城,搵佢講既地方。然後搵間士多買罐可樂,比唱番黎既假五十蚊佢,找番四十七蚊真人仔,袋好準備最後用。 等到日落你就開始擺地攤,乜都唔洗,只要擺一塊黃布企係隔黎人地就知咩事。大陸憤青最憎架仔,暴發戶又媚外,你啲架妹同鬼妹碟勁好賣。啲碟唔係跟身,搵條後巷收好,有人黎就帶佢去收貨,一隻賣佢一百蚊,一路賣一收收錢之餘一路將你啲假人仔唱番晒出去。 賣完五十隻,你應該已經賺到五千蚊,連埋你本身果四十七蚊加四蚊,已有五千零五十二蚊,你既利潤一百percent,冇野好搵得過咁。如是這你重複五十次,你既複利率收益已過億,可以買張武漢高鐵飛坐去溫州,用現金收購就黎執既廠,再請人造名牌手袋當真賣,不出三個月可翻十倍,到時應該有正牌注意到你,同你打官司,你就比五千萬個官庭外和解,跟住執左間廠,渣住九千五百萬番黎香港準備買殼股上市。 上市後洗人去蒙古做假新聞,話你間野挖到地下有稀土,即時炒起隻股,三日內再賺十倍,然後配股比基金佬配到自己既股份唔夠五percent,你就正式引退,求其捐一千萬比仁濟醫院拎個名人身份黎做,再洗一百萬登七張報紙支持政改同起高鐵,等特區政府頒大紫荊比你。 最後一步,就係等,等咩野?等天災。你最後需要既係一個機會,一有大型天災係內地發生,你捐會副身家上去,然後係街執垃圾比香港傳媒影到,舉世讚美你,一年內就做人大。 做人大後你有得選舉共產黨既常委,選自己,呢個時候唔好忘記你當初留低既四十七蚊加四蚊,去搵萬里,佢係中共前朝唯一未死既大佬,你拎呢五十二蚊出黎話係你全副身家,佢會深受感動,重拾共產黨當年起義既激情,結果拉人隊幫拖投你,以佢既影響你你足到被委任為黨主席,去到呢步,唔洗再講啦⋯⋯

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