Lyrics
[guitar intro]
[verse]
out on the farm where the stables are
where the horses stay next to the barn
i'll saddle on up and have a good time
cause i for sure absolutely know how to ride
[chorus]
i'm a cowboy just doing cowboy stuff,
feeding some of the pigs and doing horse stuff
i know how to ride, of course i do
but i don't feel the need to prove it to you
[verse]
when i sit up on the back of the pony
i know what i'm doing i'm not a phony
when you pull it's ears and it's ready to go
then yank it's fur to make it slow
[chorus]
i'm a cowboy just doing cowboy stuff,
feeding some of the pigs and doing horse stuff
i know how to ride, of course i do
but i don't feel the need to prove it to you
[bridge]
i totally know how to drive a horse
what kind of cowboy do you think i am?
i just put on his shoes and slap his ass
then jump on up and go really fast
[verse]
there was that one time as a kid i got kicked in the head
it barely hurt and only took 75 stitches
now they say that i'm afraid, they say i'm a little man
but that horse can't hurt me as much as those words can
[chorus]
i'm a cowboy just doing cowboy stuff,
feeding some of the pigs and doing horse stuff
i know how to ride, of course i do
but i don't feel the need to prove it to you
[bridge]
i totally know how to drive a horse
what kind of cowboy do you think i am?
i just put on his shoes and slap his ass
then jump on up and go really fast
[verse]
there was that one time as a kid i got kicked in the head
it barely hurt and only took 75 stitches
now they say that i'm afraid, they say i'm a little man
but that horse can't hurt me as much as those words can
[chorus]
i'm a cowboy just doing cowboy stuff,
feeding some of the pigs and doing horse stuff
i know how to ride, of course i do
but i don't feel the need to prove it to you
[outro]
