A Ghostly Groove

(Verse 1) Late at night, when the moon's full and bright, That's when the ghosts come out to play, what a sight! Got ectoplasm flying, and chains rattling loud, But these spooky specters, they ain't got me cowed. (Verse 2) I met a ghost named Fred, said he's been here for years, But he's still trying to figure out why he's haunting Sears. He moans and he groans, but he's just a big goof, Chasing customers around, he's a retail spoof. (Chorus) Ghostly giggles, in the halls they roam, But these spectral shenanigans, we'll turn into a poem. Haunted hijinks, with a twist and a bend, In this ghostly groove, we'll befriend! (Verse 3) There's a ghost in the attic, playing with old toys, But it ain't no Casper, it's just making noise. Got the dog barking up a storm, tail between his legs, But this ghost just wants to play, he's pulling pranks instead. (Verse 4) There's a ghost in the kitchen, cooking up a storm, But the pots and pans are floating, what a ghostly form! He's making ghost toast, with ecto-butter spread, But I'll stick to my PB&J, thank you, Mr. Dead. (Bridge) From the attic to the basement, and every room between, These ghosts are putting on a show, like you've never seen. But we'll dance with the spirits, in the pale moonlight, In this haunted house, we'll party all night! (Verse 5) There's a ghost in the bathroom, singing in the shower, But his voice is all crackly, like an old gramophone hour. He's belting out tunes from the 1920s, with gusto and glee, But I'll stick to my playlist, thanks, ghost, you're free. (Outro) So here's to the ghosts, with their ghostly ways, In this haunted house, we'll party for days. With laughter and fun, we'll make the spirits cheer, In this ghostly song, let's raise a cheer!