The Furniture Boi

[Verse] Boi works with a smile Backroom isn't a trial Sofas and tables in style Local folks all the while [Verse 2] Deals with a flair No room left to spare Selling chairs by the pair Backroom bargain affair [Chorus] He's the Furniture Boi Making sales ain't coy Bringing local joy From the backroom ploy [Verse 3] Couches lined up tall Rugs unfurled to call A sale with no stall Backroom prices fall [Bridge] Every piece has a tale In the back for sale No detail he'll fail Furniture without pale [Chorus] He's the Furniture Boi Making sales ain't coy Bringing local joy From the backroom ploy