Jaques, the Drunken Oyster

[Verse] In a tiny coastal town Where the waves meet the shore There was a little oyster Named Jacques Who wanted more He loved to dive in the sea With his friends by his side But one night he had too much And Jacques took quite a ride [Verse] He stumbled into a pub With an oyster's charm so sly Ordered up a drink Said "Give me the strongest you've got Guy" The bartender looked confused But handed him a glass Little did they know This would be a night of pure Drunken class [Verse] With every sip he took Jacques started to feel alive His shell opened wide As he caught everyone's eye He danced on the bar Waved his pearl to and fro The crowd cheered him on Shouting "Oyster Let's go!" [Verse] As the night wore on Jacques felt his head start to spin But he shrugged it off With another drink, he'd win He sang with the band In a voice loud and clear But soon enough, his antics Would disappear [Verse] When the morning light broke Jacques woke with a start His head was pounding And his stomach felt like tartar He vowed then and there No more drinks would he take For Jacques the oyster Had learned from his mistake [Verse] In the shimmering waves, Jacques found peace at last, No more blurry nights, Or memories from the past. He danced with the currents, In the moon's gentle glow, Content in the knowledge, That his true self would show. [Verse] Amongst coral castles, And seagrass so green, Jacques found his purpose, In a world serene. No need for the chaos, Of the human realm, For in the ocean's embrace, He found his true helm. [Verse] So let this be a tale, Of redemption and light, Of finding one's way, In the darkest of night. For Jacques the oyster, Though he stumbled astray, Found his true home, In the ocean's pure sway. [Verse] So let this be a tale, Of redemption and light, Of finding one's way, In the darkest of night. For Jacques the oyster, Though he stumbled astray, Found his true home, In the ocean's pure sway. [chorus] So let this be a tale, Of redemption and light, Of finding one's way, In the darkest of night. For Jacques the oyster, Though he stumbled astray, Found his true home, In the ocean's pure sway. [outro with THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN AND SEAGULLS]