I only ate 3 cheeseburgers! (Freddyhead remix)

(Verse 1) Well, I walked in the diner, hungry as can be, Ordered up three cheeseburgers, but now everyone's looking at me, I took a seat at the counter, tried to act real cool, But something's got folks whispering, like I broke some kinda rule. (Chorus) I only ate three cheeseburgers, so why's everybody staring at me? Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see? I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free, I only ate three cheeseburgers, why's everybody staring at me? (Verse 2) I didn't mean to cause a scene, didn't mean to turn no heads, But now the whole place is buzzing, like I did something they all dread, I just wanted some comfort food, to fill my empty belly, But now it seems I'm the talk of the town, and that's just downright silly. (Chorus) I only ate three cheeseburgers, so why's everybody staring at me? Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see? I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free, I only ate three cheeseburgers, why's everybody staring at me? (Bridge) Maybe it's 'cause I asked for extra cheese, or maybe 'cause I licked the plate clean, But whatever the reason, I can't help but feel like I'm in some crazy dream. (Chorus) I only ate three cheeseburgers, so why's everybody staring at me? Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see? I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free, I only ate three cheeseburgers, why's everybody staring at me? (Outro) So next time you see me in that old diner booth, Eating my cheeseburgers, just remember the truth, I'm just a simple guy, with a simple appetite, I only ate three cheeseburgers, so let's keep it light.