Whiskers and Pretzel Woes

Prompt: spoken voice comedy routine about pretzels and cats. No music,standup comedy,spoken voice

April 12th, 2024udio

Lyrics

This pretzel's all twisted, kinda like my luck The salt is spilling, just like my clumsy touch Had a cat named Whiskers, with paws like dough Tried to bake a pretzel, but that was a no-go “Hey Whiskers” yo, that cat just stared His talent's napping, for nothing else he cared

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