Short Tom and His Mountain Bike Woes

[Verse] Climbin' up that mountain Wheels rollin' Feel that grind (oo-yeah!) Got ol' Tom ridin' too But he's laggin' far behind Short legs strugglin' Gotta pump No time to be kind We push on He huffs and puffs Leave that dust in his mind (oo-yeah!) [Verse 2] Downhill terror Oh no Poor Tom’s shakin' like a leaf (woah, woah!) Can't handle those turns Man He’s in total disbelief Got the skills of a squirrel in roller skates What a brief (woah, woah!) Falls all the time Oh Tom You’re the trail's comic relief [Chorus] Tom Hall Rollin' small Can't pedal free at all (uh-huh) Mountain high See him try But he’ll forever stall (oo-yeah!) Gravel fly Hear him sigh This ain't his kinda brawl (uh-huh) Tom Hall Ridin' tall? Nah He’s bound to fall (oo-yeah!) [Bridge] In the shadows Metal blastin' Chains frosted with rust (woah!) Tom holds on for dear life But baby that's a bust Gravity's enemy Man It’s Tom we just can't trust (woah!) Rockin' tunes Epic doom But short Tom's turned to dust [Verse 3] Pedal pushin’ Crankin’ Tom’s just tryin’ to keep his seat (oo-yeah!) Face in a grimace Legs are achin' But he can't beat the heat The mountain's callin' The breaks aren’t fallin’ Defeat is bittersweet Short Tom Long climb He's countin’ every heartbeat (oo-yeah!) [Chorus] Tom Hall Rollin' small Can't pedal free at all (uh-huh) Mountain high See him try But he’ll forever stall (oo-yeah!) Gravel fly Hear him sigh This ain't his kinda brawl (uh-huh) Tom Hall Ridin' tall? Nah He’s bound to fall (oo-yeah!)