Mushroom blues

[Intro](Spoken) Settle in, grab a beer, I'm gonna tell you a story that happened just a few short months ago. Prepare your tender little earholes. [Verse] I'll have a burger and fries, A blessing in disguise, And a large Coca-Cola to boot. Stuff some shrooms in the bun, I'm gettin' ready for fun, This trip's gonna be a real hoot [Verse] Things went south When those shrooms entered my mouth Can you guess who sat right down in front of me? He was hairy and large Acting like he's the fukker in charge With his dirty old fur that reeked of pee [Chorus] Sasquatch fukked me in the ass In a dirty underpass I thought he just wanted to snort some coke Now there's sassy come in me And my ass reeks of pee I'm never doin' shrooms again, what a joke