I funked up

[8 bar intro] [Verse 1] in the mornin', feelin' mighty fine Horoscope said "Today's your time to shine" Strutted to the shower, slipped on my own soap Now I'm seein' stars, but man, I still have hope [Chorus] Oops, I funked up, yeah, it's what I do Tryin' to be smooth, but I'm stuck like glue Oops, I funked up, it's my special brew Got the funk so bad, even my mistakes groove [Verse 2] Dressed for success in my finest threads Sauntered to work, turn all the heads Didn't see that puddle, now I'm soakin' wet But hey, at least I'm cool in this summer sweat [Chorus] Oops, I funked up, yeah, it's what I do Tryin' to be smooth, but I'm stuck like glue Oops, I funked up, it's my special brew Got the funk so bad, even my mistakes groove [Verse 3] Lunchtime rolled around, I'm feelin' pretty slick Ordered me some sushi, gonna eat it quick Wasabi's guacamole, right? Take a big ol' bite Now I'm breathin' fire, but my breath is minty fresh tonight [Bridge] You might think I'm cursed, but let me set you straight These funky little mishaps? Man, they're my soulmate From sunrise to sunset, I'm the queen of the flub In this twisted world, my fumbles are my club [Verse 4] Got a hot date tonight, gonna break this streak Bought some fancy flowers, my game's at its peak Turns out she's allergic, now she's in a sneeze But she thinks I'm funny, guess I aim to please [Chorus] Oops, I funked up, yeah, it's what I do Tryin' to be smooth, but I'm stuck like glue Oops, I funked up, it's my special brew Got the funk so bad, even my mistakes groove [Verse 5] Hittin' the club now, gonna dance all night Busted out my moves, shinin' in the light Split my pants wide open, moon's out way too soon But the crowd goes wild, think I've found my tune [Verse 6] Woke up next mornin', head's spinnin' round Found a number in my pocket, but it's upside down Called it anyway, got the local zoo Guess I'll date a monkey, that's the funky thing to do [Final Chorus] Oops, I funked up, yeah, it's my life's song Mess up every day, but I dance along Oops, I funked up, but I can't go wrong 'Cause in this funky world, my mistakes make me strong [Outro] So if you see me comin', better clear the way 'Cause my funk's contagious, gonna make your day I'm the master of disaster, the sultan of slip-ups Oops, I funked up, and I'm never givin' up!