别样的碰碰车大战

rap, pop

July 21st, 2024suno

Lyrics

一天,仵沉蛋给我打来电话。他说:“你敢不敢和我举行碰碰车大战?”我豪爽的答应了:“我当然敢!”,周日下午在xx路xx大厦举行,谁不来谁就是怂货。   我原本以为我恐吓了仵沉蛋,仵沉蛋应该躲在家,不敢找我,可正当这时,我听见了音乐声,原来是我手机响了,一看,竟然是仵沉蛋打来的电话,他还真有勇气,我接通了电话,听道电话那头骂道:“小废物,你怎么还不来,再不来你妈的泌尿系统就被我搞坏了。”我听到他对我的毒骂之后,我回骂道:“我要把你挂到同性恋网站上,帮你炒作一番,你说好不好啊。”   他吓得没再回应我,可是到了周日,仵沉蛋竟然又给我打电话了,他还真要和我举行碰碰车大战,于是我按照约定,到达了xx大厦,可他已经等我很久了。   第一回合,我占今上风,他比不过我,到了第六回合,他就主动认输了。   第二局,他开始占上风,我也不甘势弱,我们僵持了一百多个回合,我因为轻敌,被他击败了。   从那时开始,我就不轻敌了,我认真研究他的套路,于是我总结出了一种方案。   第二天,我们举行第三局,他使用祖传方案,对我发动猛烈的攻击,我们势均力敌,平分秋色,我们比了3个多小时,也没分出胜负。   后来,他不知不觉的睡着了,我趁着这个好机会,一记凌车漂移,一飞冲天,打的他不敢还手,对他的打击比屠杀亲娘还大。

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