
The Ballad of the Last Toilet Paper Roll
Folk-Pop
April 10th, 2024suno
Lyrics
(Verse 1)
In the depths of the bathroom, on a cold evening night,
I reached for the roll, oh what a fright!
The cardboard was bare, not a sheet to be seen,
In my moment of need, oh how could this be?
(Chorus)
The last toilet paper roll, oh woe is me,
Caught in a bind, as desperate as can be.
A kingdom for a square, my kingdom for a ply,
The last toilet paper roll, this is not a lie!
(Verse 2)
I rummaged through cabinets, I searched far and wide,
For a forgotten roll, a hidden supply.
But alas and alack, not a sheet did I find,
In my hour of need, fate was not so kind.
(Bridge)
A sock? Too gross. A newspaper? Despair.
Leaves from a plant? Do I dare?
Innovations were plenty, but none quite right,
The quest for a wipe, a losing fight.
(Chorus)
The last toilet paper roll, a saga so bold,
A tale of survival, in whispers it's told.
A plea to the heavens, a bargain, a soul,
All for the grace of a full toilet roll.
(Chorus)
The last toilet paper roll, a saga so bold,
A tale of survival, in whispers it's told.
A plea to the heavens, a bargain, a soul,
All for the grace of a full toilet roll.
(Verse 3)
In the end, my friends, let this story be told,
Of bravery, of courage, of hearts oh so bold.
A lesson learned, a reminder to all,
Stock up on your paper, before the last roll falls.
(Outro)
So here's to the roll, the last of its kind,
A memory now, in the back of our mind.
Let us never forget, the plight and the pain,
Of the last toilet paper roll, never again.
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