The Ballad of the Last Toilet Paper Roll

(Verse 1) In the depths of the bathroom, on a cold evening night, I reached for the roll, oh what a fright! The cardboard was bare, not a sheet to be seen, In my moment of need, oh how could this be? (Chorus) The last toilet paper roll, oh woe is me, Caught in a bind, as desperate as can be. A kingdom for a square, my kingdom for a ply, The last toilet paper roll, this is not a lie! (Verse 2) I rummaged through cabinets, I searched far and wide, For a forgotten roll, a hidden supply. But alas and alack, not a sheet did I find, In my hour of need, fate was not so kind. (Bridge) A sock? Too gross. A newspaper? Despair. Leaves from a plant? Do I dare? Innovations were plenty, but none quite right, The quest for a wipe, a losing fight. (Chorus) The last toilet paper roll, a saga so bold, A tale of survival, in whispers it's told. A plea to the heavens, a bargain, a soul, All for the grace of a full toilet roll. (Chorus) The last toilet paper roll, a saga so bold, A tale of survival, in whispers it's told. A plea to the heavens, a bargain, a soul, All for the grace of a full toilet roll. (Verse 3) In the end, my friends, let this story be told, Of bravery, of courage, of hearts oh so bold. A lesson learned, a reminder to all, Stock up on your paper, before the last roll falls. (Outro) So here's to the roll, the last of its kind, A memory now, in the back of our mind. Let us never forget, the plight and the pain, Of the last toilet paper roll, never again.