He. has not. called you.

[Verse] David sitting with his wine Old phone ringing all the time BT can't fix a single thing Hopeless mess no comforting [Verse 2] Eighty-five year old woman, cursing wild The Lady's crude not very mild David's tired fed up keen To escape this broken dream [Chorus] Phone keeps ringing day and night People calling left and right Alaska France and Oklahoma China too he can't avoid em [Verse 3] All the voices in his ear Thinking he's the one to steer David’s stuck in tangled wires Telecom's a field of briars [Bridge] Press one for help they say but lie Static groans no real reply David waits yet signal’s waving BT’s mess it’s misbehaving [Chorus] Phone keeps ringing day and night People calling left and right Alaska France and Oklahoma China too he can't avoid ya