Honk If You Love Pizza

[synthesizer] [EQ] [Vocal Cuts Through Mix] [Final Vocal Mix] [Catchy Intro Hook] [instrumental understated catchy intro with simple catchy power chords chord progression keep the awesome theme in reserve to surprise us and give us chills] [Verse 1] In the heart of Rome, there's a man named Sigor, With a bumper sticker that he adores. "Honk if you love pizza," it declares, He thinks every honk's a sign that someone cares. [Chorus] Honk, honk, hear the pizza lover's call, Through the streets of Rome, he's adored by all. But little does he know, the truth behind each honk As they say, Ignorance is bliss (Verse 2) As he crosses lights, whether green or red, Honks follow him, turning every head. But not for love of pizza, as he might believe, It's more about his driving [Chorus] Honk, honk, hear the pizza lover's call, Through the streets of Rome, he's adored by all. But little does he know, the truth behind each honk As they say, Ignorance is bliss [Verse 3] When he double parks outside a busy shop, The honks rain down, Sigor waves, his smile wide and bright, Oblivious to the red light [Bridge] Tourists snap a picture, drivers glare, Honking at his antics, Sigor, our hero, in his pizza-laced dream, Drives on, unaware appears in many publications And on TV Hey that’s my car, I’m famous [Verse 4] From the Capitol steps, a new law is made, "Ban all honks provoked by stickers," A city tired of the noise and the jests, Seeks silence in the streets [Chorus] Honk, honk, hear the pizza lover's call, Through the streets of Rome, he's adored by all. But little does he know, the truth behind each honk As they say, Ignorance is bliss [Verse 5] But Sigor, blissful, drives unaware, His sticker still on view, out there. A patrol car pulls up, lights flashing fair, "Sir, your sticker breaks the ordinance!” [Bridge] In disbelief, Sigor's joy starts to crack, His world of pizza under attack. Cited for a law he did not track, His days of honking joy now just a wrack. [Outro] Reality hits, not all honks were for love, Most were just rush, push comes to shove. His naive bubble bursts, but he won’t stay to frown, In his Fiat, he exits the town [end] [fade end] [end]