Feline-Vacuum Wars

(Verse 1) I got a new vacuum, it's sleek and it's clean, Battery-powered, it’s a modern machine. But every time I turn it on, it starts to whirr, The cats get nervous, start to purr and stir. (Chorus) Oh, vacuum, vacuum, don't you know? The kitties aren't dust bunnies, let them go! You're supposed to clean the floor, not chase their tails, But here we are, in a cat-and-vacuum tale. (Verse 2) The living room turns into a race, With the vacuum hot on the kittens' case. They're leaping over couches, hiding under chairs, But that vacuum's got a mind, it doesn’t play fair. (Chorus) Oh, vacuum, vacuum, can't you see? The cats aren’t dirt, let them be! You're meant for crumbs and bits of hair, Not for giving cats a scare! (Bridge) I try to guide you, but you won't behave, The cats keep running, it's a feline rave. Maybe next time, I'll vacuum alone, Or wait until the kitties are out on their own. (Chorus) Oh, vacuum, vacuum, please slow down, You're making my kitties wear a frown. I bought you for the mess, not the pets, But it seems like you're on a whole new quest. (Outro) So I'll keep on cleaning, with a wary eye, Hoping the cats won’t have to fly. Maybe one day, you'll understand, That cleaning the floor is the only plan.