The Cowboys Who Couldn’t Ride

[Verse] Out in the fields where the stars touch the ground, Cowboys gather in this sleepy old town. But there's a secret 'bout these fellas, you see, They ain't the sharpest, a comedy spree. [Verse 2] Tex tried to saddle his horse in reverse, Hank got stuck climbin', things went from bad to worse. They tried to lasso, but only roped the breeze, What a spectacle, they brought us to our knees. [Chorus] They’re the cowboys who couldn’t ride, Miscalculatin’ every stride, Dust and confusion far and wide, They're legends of a different pride. [Verse 3] Sittin' 'round the campfire, songs they sing, Without their horses, they're missin' a wing. Boot heels clickin' on the good ol' dirt, But when it comes to horses, they end up hurt. [Verse 4] Clem brought a rooster to a horse race show, Thought it would outrun all the pinto and the roan. By the time that bird crowed at the break of dawn, The whole town laughed 'til their sides were gone. [Chorus] They’re the cowboys who couldn’t ride, Miscalculatin’ every stride, Dust and confusion far and wide, They're legends of a different pride.