Cogan's Whale

[Intro] Oh the ladies in the morning Dance around their bonnie bonnets, When the waves are crashing And the wind is in the rollocks. [Hook] But despite the fun they're having Master Cogan's in the tavern, With his pint of family acid, And the goat of Ashton Town. [Break] Now the men are off to Greenland And they're going to fish the whale. Oh the poop deck they'll be scrubbin' And they're going to hoist the sail. They'll be off to sea by Monday And girls will all be greetin' But the lads will all be on the rum And balls they'll all be beatin' [Break] But despite the fun they're having Master Cogan's in the tavern, With his pint of family acid, And the goat of Ashton Town.