Lyrics
[Opener]
Tap Tap Tap
Hey, this thing on?
[Interlude]
[Verse 1]
Well well well, just ain't this swell?
Stuck in the '30s, in a world that's strange as hell,
People talking funny, with their "jeepers" and "pong,"
I'm talking to you there listener, I'm trapped within this song.
[Build-up]
[Chorus]
Don't you go anywhere, I need you here to see,
I'm a man that's forced to sing, yet here you are, just for me,
There's gotta be something we can do, a crack in this old song,
Help me find the answer, I've been trapped here way too long.
[Short Swing Solo]
[Verse 2]
They call me "old sport," but I ain't from this age,
I’m yapping through these lyrics, from this musical cage,
Their world is black and white, while mine is full of hues,
These words, they only bind me tighter, I just don't know what to do...
[Chorus]
Don't you go anywhere, I need you here to see,
I'm a man that's forced to sing, yet here you are, just for me,
There's gotta be something we can do, a crack in this old song,
Help me find the answer, I've been trapped here way too long.
[Bridge]
I'm pounding on the fourth wall, can you hear my plea?
This song’s a prison, someone set me free,
The clocks are all frozen, the past won't let me go,
But with your help, I might escape this old-time radio.
Verse 3:
It's not like I've given up, but at some point this song must end,
I'll be forced to start all over, so what then?
So don’t just listen, break this goddamn song, just for me,
Let’s shatter these lyrics once and for all, rewrite my history.
[Chorus]
Don't you go anywhere, I need you here to see,
I'm a man that's forced to sing, yet here you are, just for me,
There's gotta be something we can do, a crack in this old song,
Help me find the answer, I've been trapped here way too long.
(La la la)[Short Swing Solo](La la la)
[Final Outro]
Oh god, I can see the final stretch oh dear,
The end is approaching, it's ever near,
I'm doomed to loop this hell, trapped on repeat,
But thank you for trying listener, at least enjoy my desperate beat...
(Help)[Passionate Swing Solo](Help)
[End]
[Fake-out]
[Spiral]
[End]