The Tale of Smelly Feet

[Verse] There's a man with smelly feet Peg on nose for every meet Friends all squirm they try to hide But he thinks they’re on his side [Verse 2] Down the street with stinky toes He’s the reason they all chose Plastic pegs to block the smell Yet he guesses it’s just swell [Chorus] Peg shoes So funny Pegs blocking all the fumes He joins the craze Can't figure Why they always leave the room [Verse 3] Sitting close they hold their breath In a room that smells of death He’s oblivious can’t tell Why they scatter in the swell [Verse 4] He wonders why they dress so neat With pegs on nose when they greet Thinks it's style so he complies Hilarity can't disguise [Chorus] Peg shoes So funny Pegs blocking all the fumes He joins the craze Can't figure Why they always leave the room