Faded Silver Screen

[Verse 1] Some folks say that the devil's in the details, But I always give a nod to the folks who say it's God. The same is true when looking for some free tail, some one night stands are hot, and other ones are not. [Chorus] When you wake up in the morning laying next to Betty White, a Paradox occurs deep in your soul. You had yourself a good time and you made her scream all night, but you woke up in the morning laying next to Betty White. [Verse 2] I thought that she looked sexy and I told her. She just smiled at me and said, "Sonny, take grandma to bed." And then she threw her boobs over her shoulder, But I didn't really mind when I took her from behind. [Chorus] When you wake up in the morning laying next to Betty White, A Paradox occurs deep in your soul. You had yourself a good time and you made her scream all night But you woke up in the morning laying next to Betty White.