Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Swipe left, swipe right, it’s a digital delight,
Where the perfect meet the perfect, in a filtered light.
Profile pics so glossy, words so very sweet,
But when we meet in person, oh, it’s quite a treat.
[Chorus]
Oh, your profile said you're six feet tall,
But in reality, you're not that tall at all.
Your bio said you love the arts,
But here we are at McDonald's, eating tater tots.
[Verse 2]
She said she's a yogi, so zen and so serene,
But she's screaming at the waiter 'cause her salad isn't green.
He said he's an adventurer, climbs mountains for the view,
But his biggest thrill this year was watching Netflix with a brew.
[Chorus]
Oh, your profile said you travel far and wide,
But the furthest you've been is the other side.
You wrote a novel, you wrote a song,
But those were lies, all along.
[Bridge]
Filters, angles, a well-lit scene,
Turn everyday folks into kings and queens.
But when reality hits, and the truth shines through,
You find the only adventure is navigating the queue.
[Verse 3]
She said she loves cooking, but her kitchen’s a mess,
He said he's into fitness, but that belly suggests.
She loves deep conversations, he quotes Nietzsche at will,
But their deepest talks are about the latest Netflix thrill.
[Chorus]
Oh, your profile said you’re a gourmet chef,
But your microwave dinners left me bereft.
Your bio said you run each day,
But you ran out of breath when the bill came to pay.
[Outro]
So here's to the profiles, so perfect, so bright,
That keep us entertained every lonely night.
We laugh, we cry, we swipe left, we swipe right,
In the dating app jungle, where nothing’s quite right.
