Lyrics
(Verse 1)
One sunny day, just having fun,
Playing in the yard, under the sun,
I found a bean on the ground,
Curious eyes, I looked all around.
(Pre-Chorus)
I thought it was funny, a new little game,
But soon I’d find out, it wasn’t the same,
I picked up that bean, so shiny and green,
And thought, "What a trick, I’ve never seen."
(Chorus)
Oh, I’ve got a bean stuck in my nose,
How it got there, nobody knows,
Mom and Dad are laughing hard,
Now I’m the bean-faced bard.
(Verse 2)
I tried to sneeze, and wiggle it out,
But that little bean, it wouldn't come out,
I ran to the mirror, took a peek inside,
There it was, lodged in tight, nowhere to hide.
(Pre-Chorus)
Mom grabbed a flashlight, Dad brought the tweezers,
I held still, no time for teasers,
They tried to pluck it, but it just wouldn’t budge,
I started crying, “I don’t want to judge!”
(Chorus)
Oh, I’ve got a bean stuck in my nose,
How it got there, nobody knows,
Mom and Dad are laughing hard,
Now I’m the bean-faced bard.
(Bridge)
The doctor’s office was the next stop,
I was nervous, would it hurt a lot?
The nurse was gentle, the doctor was kind,
They got that bean out in no time.
(Verse 3)
I learned a lesson on that crazy day,
Beans are for eating, not for play,
Now I tell my friends, with a little sigh,
“Keep your beans on your plate, and not in your eye.”
(Chorus)
Oh, I had a bean stuck in my nose,
How it got there, everybody knows,
Mom and Dad were laughing hard,
Now my tale became the family card.
(Outro)
Now I’ve grown up, and I’ll always remember,
That funny little bean, from a sunny September,
I tell my kids with a smile and a pose,
“Don’t ever put a bean up your nose.”
