Jumpin' Brown Surprise

[Verse] In the stadium lights he stood tall Ready for the jump to wow them all A medal in sight he gave his all But something in his gut sang a different call [Verse 2] He ran down the track full of pride Into the air like an eagle glide At the peak of his flight something did collide A rumbling deep he just couldn't hide [Chorus] Jumpin' brown surprise A streak across the skies Leapin' with a prize But oh the scent it flies [Bridge] Crowd gasps in sheer dismay A sight they won't forget today An arc of brown got in the way Stained the sand where dreams once lay [Verse 3] Judges couldn't believe their eyes Record jump turned into cries Laughter mixed with all the sighs In the air the stanky stench flies [Verse 4] From glory to the ground he came But in the end his jump made fame Not for medals or for name The man who sprayed and changed the game