Didn't see that coming

(Verse 1) Woke up this morning, thought I’d take a stroll, Saw a pretty lady, man, she had it all. I walked up smooth, said, “Hey, what’s your name?” She turned around, it was my cousin Jane. Laughed it off quick, we’re family, no doubt, But man, that was awkward, can’t take her out. (Hook) Life’s full of surprises, you never see ‘em comin’, You think you know the end, but it’s only just begun. (Verse 2) Went to a strip club, thought I’d see some action, Saw a girl on stage, causing quite the distraction. Threw some bills her way, said, “You’re killin’ it, honey!” She came down and said, “Hey bro, you owe me money.” Turns out she’s my dealer, working a side gig, Now I’m outta cash and still need my fix. (Hook) Life’s full of surprises, you never see ‘em comin’, You think you know the end, but it’s only just begun. (Verse 3) Headed to a party, dressed up real nice, Saw a girl across the room, hair like silk, no lies. I grabbed two drinks, strutted up real bold, She turned around, my boss! My confidence just rolled. I muttered, “Hey there,” she laughed and turned away, As I walked off embarrassed, she said, “See you Monday.” (Hook) Life’s full of surprises, you never see ‘em comin’, You think you know the end, but it’s only just begun. (Verse 4) Went to the gym, tryin’ to get in shape, Saw a dude benchin’ weight, his muscles lookin’ great.