Dumb House Chronicles

hip-hop comedic

June 10th, 2024suno

Lyrics

[Verse] Crib full of fools, shenanigans nonstop, Tripped over the door mat, made the whole house drop. Microwaved metal, sparked a kitchen inferno, Daft decisions daily, yo, it's utterly infernal. [Verse 2] Half-pipe in the hallway, broke a skateboard, Glued it back wrong, now it's barely even a board. Goldfish in the toilet, think it's a pool, Clownfish tactics, we’re bendin’ every rule. [Chorus] Welcome to the dumb house, where brains take a vacay, Every move a misstep, party in a disarray. Five stooges, one roof, chaos in the lane, Living life like cartoons, throwing logic down the drain. [Verse 3] Put a hose in the oven, "this’ll clean it quick!" Water spewed out, turned the kitchen slick. Dog in the dryer, "it’s a new pet spa," Fluffy came out frazzled, looking all bizarre. [Verse 4] Burnt Pop-Tarts for breakfast, dinner's Chinese Every prank they plan, victim’s scream “geez!” TV mounted backwards, can’t see the screen, Entertainment’s blind, man, we roll with the obscene. [Chorus] Welcome to the dumb house, where brains take a vacay, Every move a misstep, party in a disarray. Five stooges, one roof, chaos in the lane, Living life like cartoons, throwing logic down the drain.

Dumb House Chronicles

Lyrics

Recommended