Rug Gone Bad Blues

(Verse 1) Well, I bought myself a rug, thought it’d be a dream, Pure white and soft, like it was part of the scene. But baby, after wash or two, it fell apart, Left me cryin’ and disappointed, broke my heart. (Chorus) Oh, it ain't rock and roll, it's a rug gone bad, I was hopin’ for the best, but now I'm feelin' sad. Colors all mismatched, oh what a mess, In my bathroom, honey, it’s just pure distress. (Verse 2) Opened up the boxes, different shades of beige, One’s got a purple hue, it’s like a twisted stage. Four different colors, fold marks won’t fade, Thought I’d have it made, but now I’ve been betrayed. (Chorus) Oh, it ain't rock and roll, it's a rug gone bad, I was hopin’ for the best, but now I'm feelin' sad. Colors all mismatched, oh what a mess, In my bathroom, honey, it’s just pure distress. (Bridge) It feels good underfoot, but babe it don’t stick, Slide and glide around, it’s a bathroom trick. Non-stick? Ha! It’s friction-free, A death trap, baby, for you and me. (Verse 3) Thought I’d found the one, perfect size and feel, But the quality’s poor, it’s like a raw deal. Husband walked in, noticed right away, Different colors, oh man, it ruined my day. (Chorus) Oh, it ain't rock and roll, it's a rug gone bad, I was hopin’ for the best, but now I'm feelin' sad. Colors all mismatched, oh what a mess, In my bathroom, honey, it’s just pure distress. (Outro) I’m on the hunt again, need a rug that’s true, One that won’t disappoint, and make me feel blue. Oh, it ain't rock and roll, but I’ll find my way, With a rug that’s made to last, and brightens up my day.