Lyrics
(c) TongueTwister
[Begin of song]
[Intro, spoken]
If life gives you lemons, then set up a stand,
With a twist of creativity, make one grand.
[Verse]
With one grand in hand, buy an ice maker,
Keep it cool, invest in branding,
And stick to your rule.
Save some for marketing,
To draw in the crowd,
And watch your cash register
make ten grand inbound.
[Verse]
Turn that ice maker
and branding into more,
With savvy and skill,
let your profits soar.
Expand and innovate,
keep growth on track,
And soon that 10 grand
will be coming back.
[Verse]
With 10 grand in hand,
plant a lemon grove's might,
Or a billboard ad to capture the sight.
Expand your reach, and with strategy keen,
Turn those profits to 100 grand, live the dream.
[Verse]
From 100 grand to 1 Million, scale with finesse,
Open new locations, or franchise to impress.
Invest in tech, or a national spree,
Expand your lemonade empire, and watch profits spree.
[Verse]
From 1 Million to 1 Billion, think global and bold,
Innovate and diversify, let your story unfold.
Acquire and merge, reach markets afar,
Build a lemonade stand spaceship, and aim for the stars.
[Verse]
To leap from 1 Billion to 1 Trillion, dream grand and vast,
Revolutionize lemons, make your impact last.
Lemon-powered clean energy, a refreshing health potion,
Transform ice and sugar, set a global commotion.
[Verse]
From 1 Trillion to 1 Quadrillion, you'll need a grand plan,
Disrupt the old ways, and chart a new span.
Harness quantum tech, to other worlds expand,
Drive innovation, and your lemonade empire will stand.
[Verse]
From 1 Quadrillion to 1 Quintillion, the journey's epic in scale,
Innovate beyond borders, let new visions prevail.
Foster global synergy, solve world thirst with glee,
Redefine possibilities, a lemon utopia we'll see.
[Verse]
Philanthropy flows as freely as your lemonade stream,
Your empire now serves a greater dream.
From simple stand to universe-spanning might,
Your lemon legacy shines infinitely bright.
[Outro, spoken]
But if life gives you oranges
Hmmm, that's a whole different story….
[End]
[End of song]
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