The Ballad of Little Peter

[Verse] They call him Little Peter Because of his size He may actually set a record For the wrong kind of prize [Verse 2] I'm not that short Said Little Peter And when I'm excited I get a little bigger [Chorus] Little Peter Short and sweet Little Peter Can't be beat Little Peter With a heart of gold Little Peter Doesn't like the cold [Instrumental] [Verse 3] I may not be a ten Or even a 4 and a half Said Little Peter But you still shouldn't laugh [Verse 4] It goes without saying Little Peter just wants to be held But give him too much attention And his head will swell [Chorus] Oh, Little Peter Short and sweet Little Peter Can't be beat Little Peter Don't be so glum Little Peter Your day will come [Outro]