Smug Lisp Weenies

[Verse] Smug. Lisp. [Verse 2] ... Weenies! [Verse 3] The sultans of string. If they see the Rust Evangelism Strike Force they're ready to swing. [Verse] Smug. Lisp. Weenies! They think they're so cool. Smug! [Verse 2] They think Lisp is sooo cool, because they're: The second oldest-living programming-language family. Still in use today. They think they're sooo cool because they: Coined the term AI. They think they're soooooo cool because they: Pioneered / invented: tree data structures, automatic storage management, garbage collection, dynamic typing, conditionals, higher-order functions, recursion, the self-hosting compiler, and the repl, or the read–eval–print loop. for Interactive Programming. [Verse 3] John McCarthy wearing cool-story-bro glasses [Verse 1] Because they use a language that was standardized 30 years ago They think they're so cool. [Chorus] Smug Lisp Weenies! They think they're so cool. Cause their language, Is still up to date. They think they're so cool. [Verse 2] Because they use a language that was standardized 30 years ago They think they're so cool. [Verse] that was standardized 30 years ago They think they're so cool. Because they can add threads to the compiler As a library. Via macros. In a portable, non-standard defined way. [Outro] Okay Yeah I admit That's pretty cool I'm a Smug-Lisp Weenie Now too Yeah That's pretty cool