Hodler's Lament

(Verse 3) I met a man who said he'd found the key, To crypto riches, just between you and me. He whispered of coins that would set us free, But now he's on a yacht, and I'm sipping iced tea. (Chorus) Oh, the crypto blues, they're a tricky spree, With wallets so fat, then suddenly empty. I'm left with a ledger, as long as the sea, And a crypto puzzle missing its final piece. (Verse 4) I heard of a coin, it was quite obscure, "It'll moon," they said, with a pitch so sure. So I took a chance, with hope so pure, But it vanished like mist, now I'm crypto-poor. (Chorus) Oh, the crypto blues, like a techy lure, With ICOs and tokens, it's a speculative tour. I'm charting my losses, they're quite a blur, In the crypto game, there's no cure-all cure. (Bridge) So I'll keep my spirits up, won't let it get me down, Even if my crypto's buried deep underground. I'll ride the blockchain, round and round, 'Til my crypto ship is homeward bound.