The Dish Dilemma

[spoken word] Hm, no more room in the sink. [Intro] After every meal I dirty a dish or two Just put them in the sink Be careful not to clink These pots and pans are making demands Foiling all my relaxational plans [Verse 1] Breakfast, lunch, and even dinner The dishes pile up high It's a jigsaw puzzle, my daily grind Trying to find the space To fit this spoon, mug and jug Into this pile of negligence [Chorus] Uh oh what to do? The dishes pile up high Got another bowl, cup and plate Add em to the pile, reaching a mile Be careful not to quake Don't make a mistake Stack em high so they reach the sky Reach the sky [instrumental solo] [instrumental solo] [Verse 2] A knife and plate, I'm gunna be late Just stick them off to the side Ignore that ever growing pile I'm sure I'll figure it out The monstrosity of porcelain doom Is trying to exit the room [Chorus] Uh oh what to do? The dishes pile up high Got another bowl, cup and plate Add em to the pile, reaching a mile Be careful not to quake Don't make a mistake Stack em high so they reach the sky Reach the sky [END] Stack em high till they reach the sky [spoken word] Heh, maybe I should wash them? Nah. [vocal break] [instrumental break] [silence]