The Whisker Biscuit Quartet - Gonna Shave My Sasquatch

(Intro) (Smooth jazz piano, bass, and drums) (Verse 1) I've got a man, he's big and tall Covered in hair, from head to toe He's my sasquatch, my hairy beau But it's time for a change, don't you know (Chorus) Gonna shave my sasquatch, make him smooth and sleek Gonna take my razor, and give his fur a tweak He'll be the smoothest bigfoot, that you've ever seen Gonna shave my sasquatch, until he's squeaky clean (Verse 2) I'll start with his chest, then move down to his legs His back and his arms, gonna shave him like a hedge He might be a beast, but he's my furry love Gonna groom him well, like a gift from above (Bridge) (Spoken with a sultry voice) I'll lather him up, with some shaving cream Make him silky smooth, like a sensual dream He might be a sasquatch, but he's all mine Gonna make him look, so damn fine (Outro) Gonna shave my sasquatch, he'll be a sight to see Smooth and sexy, just for me My big hairy man, now sleek and debonair Gonna shave my sasquatch, with tender loving care (end)