The SOP Struggle

[Verse 1] Sittin' here with my laptop open wide Tryna write an SOP But it's a wild ride Each step is like fishing for a needle in the tide Can't find the words My thoughts collide Formatting pictures Man It's a real test Crop Resize Rotate I'm feelin' so stressed Should I center it or just align left? Feels like a puzzle with a hundred pieces undressed [Chorus] I'm in the struggle SOPs got me down Formatting pictures Gotta turn 'em around These tasks ain't easy They make a man frown But we gonna keep pushin' Keep holdin' our ground [Verse 2] Now, they want it perfect, not a dot out of place This SOP’s gotta be a showcase They say, “Make it sacred, like the Ten Commandments space” But all I see are guidelines in an endless race Adding headers, oh and don’t forget the footers Feels like dressing windows in downtown boutiques Should I use Times New or maybe go with Arial? Choosing fonts, now that’s real hysterical [Chorus] I'm in the struggle SOPs got me down Formatting pictures Gotta turn 'em around These tasks ain't easy They make a man frown But we gonna keep pushin' Keep holdin' our ground [Bridge] And just when you think you’ve got it all done Client calls up, wants changes, oh what fun! “Can we make it pop, maybe add some flair? Oh, and those margins—can we change them everywhere?” [Verse 3] Now I’m dreamin' of SOPs, even in my sleep Got tabs open so wide, almost made me weep Flowcharts and diagrams, they’re haunting my dreams It's like building a bible, but just with routines [Chorus] I'm in the struggle SOPs got me down Formatting pictures Gotta turn 'em around These tasks ain't easy They make a man frown But we gonna keep pushin' Keep holdin' our ground [Verse 3] Now I’m dreamin' of SOPs, even in my sleep Got tabs open so wide that, almost made me weep Flowcharts and diagrams, they’re haunting my dreams It's like building a bible, but just with routines Standard Operating Procedures, are the worst They make my fingers all swollen down [Chorus] I'm in the struggle SOPs got me down Formatting pictures Gotta turn 'em around These tasks ain't easy They make a man frown But we gonna keep pushin' Keep holdin' our ground