Lyrics
**Title: "Train My Replacements"**
**[Verse 1]**
Well, I walked into work on a Monday morn,
Boss said, "Sit down, it's time for a storm."
"We're making some changes, got news for you,"
"Your position's gone, but here's what you'll do."
**[Chorus]**
"Oh, train my replacements, show them the ropes,
Pass on your knowledge, and dash all your hopes.
Guide them with grace, and don't miss a beat,
While you pack up your desk and shuffle your feet."
**[Verse 2]**
Four eager faces, bright and brand new,
Watching my every move, it’s deja vu.
They took notes and smiled, I faked my delight,
Thinking, "Is this a prank, or is this real life?"
**[Chorus]**
"Oh, train my replacements, show them the ropes,
Pass on your knowledge, and dash all your hopes.
Guide them with grace, and don't miss a beat,
While you pack up your desk and shuffle your feet."
**[Bridge]**
"Teach them your tricks, your secrets and flair,
Give them the toolkit, now don’t you dare care.
Just one more thing, as we bid you adieu,
Thanks for the service, now here's your cue."
**[Verse 3]**
I showed them the systems, the hacks and the cheats,
With a grin on my face, as I planned my retreat.
Inside I was laughing, couldn’t hold back the smirk,
Thinking, "Good luck, newbies, this place is a quirk."
**[Chorus]**
"Oh, train my replacements, show them the ropes,
Pass on your knowledge, and dash all your hopes.
Guide them with grace, and don't miss a beat,
While you pack up your desk and shuffle your feet."
**[Outro]**
So here’s to the future, wherever it leads,
I’ll find my own path, plant my own seeds.
And when they look back, with a puzzled gaze,
They’ll wonder how I managed, through those crazy days.
**[Chorus]**
"Oh, train my replacements, show them the ropes,
Pass on your knowledge, and dash all your hopes.
Guide them with grace, and don't miss a beat,
While you pack up your desk and shuffle your feet."
**[Outro Refrain]**
Yeah, train my replacements, and bid them good cheer,
While I walk out the door with a grin ear to ear.