The Date Disaster

[Verse] Met a girl in summer sun We laughed and had some fun Everything was going great Until I ate too late [Verse 2] Ordered food right off the cart Spicy dish tore me apart Excused myself to find the loo Hoping she wouldn't have a clue [Chorus] Oh no it just hit me Nature calling can't you see How do I act so smoothly When I'm feeling anything but groovy [Verse] In the restroom taking a sit Heart pounding just a bit Flushed twice hoped it'd disappear But the smell still lingers here [Verse 2] Rushed back out with anxious face How do I save this date She asks if everything's all right Just smile and keep my cool tonight [Chorus] Oh no it just hit me Nature calling can't you see How do I act so smoothly When I'm feeling anything but groovy