Perilous Pits

Pits in peril! Tight spot's so real Fantasy blitz, your fate's now sealed Bad trade bait, you're getting fleeced In the waiver wire jungle, you're a feast Pits in peril! Hear the warning bell Your arm's fate in the gridiron hell Pits in peril! The bet was loud and clear Get fleeced in trades and you'll shed a tear Our commissioner rules with an iron fist One false move, your pits can't resist Risk it all on the waiver race Slip up and you're in a hairy place