Lyrics
[Randy Random]
Yo, Perry, you think you’re tough with your constant test?
I’m Randy Random, chaos at its best.
One day sun, next day storm,
I’m the wildcard, never conform.
Events pile up, no rhyme or reason,
My rule’s like the wildest, untamed season.
While you plot your next move, nice and persistent,
I’m rewriting the rules, wildly inconsistent.
[Perry Persistent]
Randy, listen, chaos ain’t king,
I’m Perry Persistent, I bring the real thing.
Daily challenges, that’s my creed,
Building pressure, that’s what players need.
No sudden drops, just a steady climb,
I keep ‘em guessing, but give 'em time.
A siege today, tomorrow a quest,
Under my watch, colonies are truly stressed.
[Randy Random]
Oh, a steady beat, that’s your play?
I dance to no tune, I sway my own way.
A meteor strike, or a plague might drop,
In Randy’s realm, the shocks don’t stop.
Life’s a gamble, each day anew,
Players crave the chaos, they want the stew.
Mix it up, throw it down,
Randy’s rule, wear the crown.
[Perry Persistent]
But where’s the story in chaos pure?
I craft a narrative, the allure.
A slow build-up, to a mighty crash,
Not just randomness, but a climactic clash.
Consistent threats, grow overtime,
Each day tougher, a grueling climb.
Players plan, adapt, they learn,
Under my gaze, their victory they earn.
[Randy Random]
Look, Perry, I get your plot, but mine’s the thrill,
Randomness leads, it's the ultimate skill.
Unexpected joy, sudden despair,
Life’s a surprise, not just fair and square.
[Perry Persistent]
Yet, Randy, amidst your storm of surprise,
A clear path emerges, a prize.
With challenges known, strategies grow,
In my constant pressure, true heroes show.
[Interlude]
[Fade]
[End]
