Ode to Toe Woes

[Verse] Woke up in the morn Cut my toenails all wrong Now I'm limping along Oh the pain's so strong [Verse 2] Hurts bad when I walk People laugh when I talk Nearly cannot bear the shock Oh it's no mere crock [Chorus] Clip clip went wrong Now I sing this toe song Fearing grandma's invite She says I'm trimming all wrong [Verse 3] She'll yap all day long About how I did it wrong With her gaze so strong I can't take her song [Bridge] She'll bring her toolkit Say my methods aren't fit Won't let me quit Oh grandma's wit [Verse 4] She'll sit me down fast Criticize me at last Her nagging is vast My patience will not last