
The Misadventures of Morty
Funny adult dark humour
June 12th, 2024suno
Lyrics
**"The Misadventures of Morty"**
*(Verse 1)*
Morty was a man who had a plan,
To live life large, drink from a gold can.
But luck was never on his side,
Every scheme he tried just flat-out died.
*(Chorus)*
Oh, Morty, Morty, life's cruel jester,
Your luck's a dumpster fire, a real disaster.
But we'll raise a glass, and toast your plight,
'Cause in this dark world, you're our delight.
*(Verse 2)*
He bought a boat with his last pay,
It sank in the harbor the very next day.
Tried to find love on a dating app,
Ended up catfished by a sociopath.
*(Chorus)*
Oh, Morty, Morty, life's cruel jester,
Your luck's a dumpster fire, a real disaster.
But we'll raise a glass, and toast your plight,
'Cause in this dark world, you're our delight.
*(Bridge)*
He walked under ladders, broke mirrors for fun,
A black cat crossed his path, and the damage was done.
Morty's our hero, in a twisted kind of way,
He makes us feel better about our own dismay.
*(Verse 3)*
Tried to start a business selling gourmet food,
But the health inspector said it was all crude.
He thought he'd escape on a grand vacation,
Ended up in jail at the wrong location.
*(Chorus)*
Oh, Morty, Morty, life's cruel jester,
Your luck's a dumpster fire, a real disaster.
But we'll raise a glass, and toast your plight,
'Cause in this dark world, you're our delight.
*(Outro)*
So here's to Morty, the unlucky chap,
Whose life’s a comedy, a never-ending trap.
We laugh and we cry, but we can't deny,
Morty's our guy, till the day we die.
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