The Misadventures of Morty

Funny adult dark humour

June 12th, 2024suno

Lyrics

**"The Misadventures of Morty"** *(Verse 1)* Morty was a man who had a plan, To live life large, drink from a gold can. But luck was never on his side, Every scheme he tried just flat-out died. *(Chorus)* Oh, Morty, Morty, life's cruel jester, Your luck's a dumpster fire, a real disaster. But we'll raise a glass, and toast your plight, 'Cause in this dark world, you're our delight. *(Verse 2)* He bought a boat with his last pay, It sank in the harbor the very next day. Tried to find love on a dating app, Ended up catfished by a sociopath. *(Chorus)* Oh, Morty, Morty, life's cruel jester, Your luck's a dumpster fire, a real disaster. But we'll raise a glass, and toast your plight, 'Cause in this dark world, you're our delight. *(Bridge)* He walked under ladders, broke mirrors for fun, A black cat crossed his path, and the damage was done. Morty's our hero, in a twisted kind of way, He makes us feel better about our own dismay. *(Verse 3)* Tried to start a business selling gourmet food, But the health inspector said it was all crude. He thought he'd escape on a grand vacation, Ended up in jail at the wrong location. *(Chorus)* Oh, Morty, Morty, life's cruel jester, Your luck's a dumpster fire, a real disaster. But we'll raise a glass, and toast your plight, 'Cause in this dark world, you're our delight. *(Outro)* So here's to Morty, the unlucky chap, Whose life’s a comedy, a never-ending trap. We laugh and we cry, but we can't deny, Morty's our guy, till the day we die.

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